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Floki 3y/o Sheep Dung Smoked Reserve Icelandic Single Malt Whisky 47%ABV 30ml

Floki 3y/o Sheep Dung Smoked Reserve Icelandic Single Malt Whisky 47%ABV 30ml

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Ondjaba Signature Edition No.1 Namibian Whiskey 54.5%ABV 30ml

Ondjaba Signature Edition No.1 Namibian Whiskey 54.5%ABV 30ml

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Ondjaba Fortified Chenin Cask Finish Namibian Single Malt Whiskey 51%ABV 30ml

Ondjaba Fortified Chenin Cask Finish Namibian Single Malt Whiskey 51%ABV 30ml

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Belgrove 'Wholly Shit' Sheep Dung Smoked Single Malt Whisky 59.7%ABV

Belgrove 'Wholly Shit' Sheep Dung Smoked Single Malt Whisky 59.7%ABV

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Delicious!!

It’s everything you look for, layered, spiced, fresh and melts in your mouth!!

Tyler Marschke

06/01/2026

Old Islay 21y/o (Bowmore) Decadent Drinks 55%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Old Islay 21y/o (Bowmore) Decadent Drinks 55%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Spirit Thief Distillation Co. 'Nearly New York Sour' Whisky in Isolation 53%abv 30ml

Justin Wright

04/28/2026

Spirit Thief Distillation Co. 'Nearly New York Sour' Whisky in Isolation 53%abv 30ml

Spirit Thief Distillation Co. 'Nearly New York Sour' Whisky in Isolation 53%abv 30ml

Springbank Magic

Outstanding! Thanks Horny Pony for giving the average whisky enthusiast a chance to taste bottles that we can't get our hands on.

damien simpson

01/22/2026

Springbank 12y/o Cask Strength Batch 22 (2021) 55.4%ABV 30ml

Springbank 12y/o Cask Strength Batch 22 (2021) 55.4%ABV 30ml

Macallan bottled the way it should be!

The nose is outstanding and the palate is excellent, very enjoyable dram!

damien simpson

01/22/2026

Macallan 16y/o Speyside 'M' 100° Proof Edition#13 Signatory Vintage 57.1%ABV 30ml

Macallan 16y/o Speyside 'M' 100° Proof Edition#13 Signatory Vintage 57.1%ABV 30ml

Glendronach 27y/o 1993 Oloroso Sherry Puncheon #7274 54.2%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Gorgi Micevski

12/27/2025

Glendronach 27y/o 1993 Oloroso Sherry Puncheon #7274 54.2%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Glendronach 27y/o 1993 Oloroso Sherry Puncheon #7274 54.2%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Great Laph batch!

This one just sings with a little water, so sweet and smoky!

Wade

11/06/2025

Laphroaig 10y/o Cask Strength Batch 13 57.9%ABV 30ml

Laphroaig 10y/o Cask Strength Batch 13 57.9%ABV 30ml

How whisky should be

This one SLAPS, sooooo good!!

Wade

11/06/2025

Kildalton (Ardbeg) 14y/o Islay Sponge Part 3 60%ABV 30ml

Kildalton (Ardbeg) 14y/o Islay Sponge Part 3 60%ABV 30ml

Serious complexity

One of the best aussie whiskies Ive tried. A real coffee and dark chocolate profile and little alcohol heat with a real chewy texture.

Laurence Ryan

11/03/2025

Waubs Harbour Yeast Cask Limited Release 51.8%ABV 30ml

Waubs Harbour Yeast Cask Limited Release 51.8%ABV 30ml

Sherry Bomb that stands up to global peers

In classic Australian style, this whisky has absolutely rippled flavour out of its cask. However, while I was expecting spiky youth in the spirit and the abv, it drinks with a maturity and ease that belies these facts. I have since bought two bottles. Absolutely delicious and as good, if not better, than it’s Scotch peers

Michael C

10/18/2025

Spring Bay ‘The Beast’ 70.9%ABV 15ml/30ml

Spring Bay ‘The Beast’ 70.9%ABV 15ml/30ml

Thick and juicy!

Will always love this drop, it’s one of the more syrupy Macallans I’ve tried and definitely smooth and full of flavour!

Tyler Marschke

09/06/2025

Speyside 15y/o 2009 (Macallan) 1st Fill & Refill Sherry Butts Small Batch #18 Signatory Vintage 48.2%abv 30ml

Speyside 15y/o 2009 (Macallan) 1st Fill & Refill Sherry Butts Small Batch #18 Signatory Vintage 48.2%abv 30ml

Sweet and sensitive, dry with summer fruits.

Lovely drop this, I revisit it when I can. Not a power punch but quality liquid and beautiful flavour!

Tyler Marschke

09/06/2025

Glenfiddich Snow Phoenix 47.6%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Glenfiddich Snow Phoenix 47.6%ABV 15ml / 30ml

Ben Nevis 10y/o Australian Whisky Icons - The Elysian Bar The WhiskySponge 57.1%ABV 30ml

Christopher O'Hara

07/26/2025

Ben Nevis 10y/o Australian Whisky Icons - The Elysian Bar The WhiskySponge 57.1%ABV 30ml

Ben Nevis 10y/o Australian Whisky Icons - The Elysian Bar The WhiskySponge 57.1%ABV 30ml

Perfect

That dream balance/blend of chewy islay peat and cask sweetness and influence. What Laga 16 used to be, but better (and 48%!).

Josh G

07/21/2025

Laphroaig Lore 48%ABV 30ml

Laphroaig Lore 48%ABV 30ml

Leaves you wanting more!!

Lovely rich flavour!

Tyler Marschke

07/14/2025

Glenallachie 15y/o 46%ABV 30ml

Glenallachie 15y/o 46%ABV 30ml

Excellent than you!!

Beautiful, deep, you’ll never forget it !!

Tyler Marschke

07/14/2025

Bunnahabhain Staoisha 2013 1st Fill PX Sherry Hogshead Germany exclusive Whisky Sponge 53.8%abv 30ml

Bunnahabhain Staoisha 2013 1st Fill PX Sherry Hogshead Germany exclusive Whisky Sponge 53.8%abv 30ml