Horny Pony is temporarily closed. Melbourne in winter is miserable and cold and there is a growing trend called 'Dry July' - so the place is currently intolerable. I will escape to sip drinks and gaze at sunsets across the Ionian sea (as pictured).

Use the password 'WETAUGUST' to enter the site on the understanding that orders will not be fulfilled until July 28th and parcels will arrive just in time for the end of Dry July and the start of...Wet August..

As a reward for your patience there is 30% off all samples.

Discount applied automatically at checkout

Cheers,

Triston

Owner Horny Pony